2. You work real hard and get low pay.
3. You are 22 and you live on Avenue Q.
4. What do you do with a BA in English? Who knows?
5. Four years of college and plenty of knowlege earn you a useless degree.
6. the World is a big scary place.
7. Life's disapointing.
8. It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning thirty three.
9. It sucks to be Brian and Kate.
10. Ironing your underwear is anal.
11. Don't try and work in a Korean deli when you're Japanese
12. It suck to be me.
13. It sucks the most to be Gary Coleman.
14. He made a lot of money, that got stolen by his folks.
15. "What you talkin' about Willis?" gets old.
16. If you were queer, I'd still be here, year after year.
17. What should it matter what you do in bed with guys?
18. Purpose is the little flame right under your ass.
19. Not all monsters are related.
20. You should be much more carefull when talking about the sensitive subject of race.
21. Everyone's a little bit racist sometimes.
22. No one's really color blind.
23. Everyone makes judgements on race. Not big ones, like who to hire or buy a news paper from, but things like, Mexican busboys should learn to speak goddamned English.
24. Everyone tells Black jokes.
25. Except blacks.
26. They tell polok jokes.
27. Jesus was black.
28. No, Jesus was white.
29. Jesus was Jewish.
30. The Jews have all the money.
31. The whites have all the power.
32. Gary Coleman can't get a taxi.
33. The internet is really really great (for porn)
34. I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait (for porn)
35. The internet is for porn.
36. Trekkie Monster is a pervert.
37. Normal people don't sit at home and watch porn.
38. Wait, yeah they do. All these guys unzip their flies for porn porn porn.
39. Glab your dick and double click for porn porn porn.
40. Sometimes when someone has a crush on you, they'll make you a mix tape to give you a clue.
41. You can be loud as the hell you want (when you're making love)
42. You're not allowed if you're in the library, or at the theater.
43. But you can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love.
44. Is that a unicorn?
45. I'll wear the purple shoes--Who painted the kitten?
46. I know, put my earmuffs on the cookie!
47. You look like David Hasslehoff!
48. Fantacies come true!
49. There's a fine fine line between a love and a friend.
50. There's a fine fine line between reality and pretend.
51. There is life outside your apartment.