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Thursday, August 5th, 2004

Subject:Everything I Ever Learned I Learned From Friends (The One Where Everybody Finds Out)
Posted by:phoenix7771.
Time:12:21 pm.
1. If you're roommate is dating her best friend and you're not supposed to know about it, it's more fun to tell them about it.
2. Wait, no. That's the wrong way around. You don't tell them and have fun of your own.
3. If you go with one, do it like a barber shop quartet.
4. Joey has no secrets.
5. Well he has Hugsy his bedtime Penguin pal.
6. Use your position as the roomate
7. Watch, learn, and don't eat my cookie.
8. Be obvious.
9. BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS
10. Chandler will still not get it.
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Monday, April 5th, 2004

Posted by:phoenix7771.
Time:8:43 pm.
Mood: aggravated.
1. Everyone has lots of bills to pay.
2. You work real hard and get low pay.
3. You are 22 and you live on Avenue Q.
4. What do you do with a BA in English? Who knows?
5. Four years of college and plenty of knowlege earn you a useless degree.
6. the World is a big scary place.
7. Life's disapointing.
8. It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning thirty three.
9. It sucks to be Brian and Kate.
10. Ironing your underwear is anal.
Ah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, Broadway Musicals of the 1940's.Collapse )
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Saturday, February 14th, 2004

Subject:All I Ever Learned I Learned From Under the Tuscan Sun
Posted by:phoenix7771.
Time:10:22 pm.
Mood: amused.
1. Short term apartments are for people going through devoices
2. Doctors must give out sleeping pills
3. devoiced lawyers give free legal advice
4. writers help others with their suicide notes
5. going on a gay tour of Italy when you’re straight is very healing
6. Follow the flower!
7. follow the odd lady who rubs herself with a duck
8. writers write other peoples postcards
9. British ladies in black are full of mystical advice
10. gay guys like to take pictures of sheep
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Thursday, January 22nd, 2004

Subject:Everything I need to know I learned from Einstein
Posted by:sparrowrose.
Time:1:18 am.
1. Bad haircut + no conditioner = the frizzies
2. If people make posters of you sticking out your tongue, college students will put them up in their dorm rooms and tape silly things to your tongue.
3. Wearing the same suit every day makes you easier to recognize.
4. After you die, everyone will think you're cool; while you're alive, most people won't even know who you are.
5. If you have a name that rhymes with itself, people will have more fun saying it.
6. Be careful in regards to number 5, lest people turn the rhyme into a joke ... "Ein stein with mein little ein, something that starts with the letter R!"
7. Nuclear physicists are more amusing when you drink scotch and write lists about the things you learned from them.
8. If my twin stayed on Earth while I orbited the Earth for 50 years in a spaceship that went the speed of light, I'd get a big surprise when I landed and found out that I have a twin sister.
9. Bicycling in an overcoat is super-cool.
10. Atoms fall down and go boom!
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Friday, January 9th, 2004

Subject:Everything I Need To Know I Learned From When Harry Met Sally
Posted by:alethianasu.
Time:9:23 pm.
Mood: giggly.
1. Men cannot be friends with women.
2. Women cannot be friends with men.
3. Women are sensible.
4. Arthur and his wife are NEVER going to break up.
5. Rolladexes are good for more than just addresses.
6. Your true live will never leave you alone. Ever. Even if they want to.
7. Sex ruins EVERYTHING.
8. Until you make up.
9. Then it's awesome.
10. 80% of women have faked an orgasm.
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Subject:Everything I Ever Learned I Learned From Eddie Izzard's Circle
Posted by:phoenix7771.
Time:7:18 pm.
Mood: amused.
1. Catholics use the Holy Trinity to keep flies away.
2. Protestants use a gun.
3. Religions are philosophy, with some good ideas. And some f-cking weird ones.
4. The Dog's bullocks are good. *thumbs up*
5. Pope's are not very well named.
6. The Spanish Inquisition was far too inquisitive. It was supposed to be the Spanish Casual Chat.
7. “And shall my sword sleep in my hand.” Is not a good idea. You're gonna roll over and cut your bits off. “Should my sword sleep near my bed, but not so close that it'll cut my bits off.” Would be a better line.
8. People don't kill people. People kill people. And so do monkeys (when they have a gun).
9. Pursue happiness with a gun!
10. Don't shot your mother in the process of pursuing happiness.
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Wednesday, December 24th, 2003

Subject:Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Fugitive.
Posted by:alethianasu.
Time:1:35 pm.
1. STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT.
2. Snow is only cold for five minutes. Then it's not cold anymore.
3. Adrenaline rushes are GREAT.
4. Hiding from people in bushes is *really* danegrous.
5. Yards are no longer private property. Especially if they don't have fences.
6. Fugitives are sometimes seen. This is okay. Once.
7. Every man, woman, child, and dog for itself.
8. WEAR BLACK. ALWAYS WEAR BLACK.
9. Cold doesn't exist.
10. Snow+Car lights= LARGE AMOUNTS OF GLARING LIGHT.
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Sunday, December 14th, 2003

Posted by:chibirhm.
Time:4:14 pm.
Mood: happy.
Everything I ever needed to know I learned from my Puppy.

1. Redheads have the MOST fun.
2. Never eat an entire thing of rawhide.
3. Give kisses at every oppurtunity
4. If something squeaks, chances are it is alive.
5. In that case, shake it very hard
6. Just because you're small doesn't mean you can't kick ass.
7. Bark at something if it comes in your yard.
8. If you look cute enough, someone WILL play with you.
9. However, this same principle does not apply to getting food.
10. That does not mean you shouldn't try.
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Subject:Everything I Ever Learned I Learned From Riven.
Posted by:phoenix7771.
Time:9:15 am.
Mood: hungry.
1. There is no such thing as a right turn.
2. Always go to the other left.
3. If there is a cart going down somewhere, it is more than likely that you'll end up on another island and a new puzzle.
4. It's hard. Life is hard. But we already knew that.
5. Roman nummerals can look like animals. You just have to consume the right amount of alchohol.
6. There is nothing Random.
7. If there's a switch, push it. If there isn't... LOOK HARDER.
8. You will see knives everywhere, yet you never manage to aquire a weapon yourself.
9. The natives aren't friendly. Ever.
10. Power is good. It's your special friend.
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Wednesday, December 10th, 2003

Subject:All I Ever Learned I Learned From Pirates of the Caribbean...
Posted by:phoenix7771.
Time:8:32 pm.
Mood: chipper.
1. Rum is good.
2. Everything is savy. You're savy. Your dog is savy. Your dead grandmother is savy.
3. Eyeliner can look really good on guys.
4. If pirates are coming, hide the khol. Even and especailly the purple khol.
5. If you practice swordplay for hours on end, you aren't obsessive, merely fighting for your love.
6. Always know slight of hand in case the undead want something from you.
7. Rum is good.
8. Really, really good.
9. Did we mention we like rum?
10. Never burn your supply of Rum.
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Written mostly by chibirhm with help from phoenix7771
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