1. If you're roommate is dating her best friend and you're not supposed to know about it, it's more fun to tell them about it.
2. Wait, no. That's the wrong way around. You don't tell them and have fun of your own.
3. If you go with one, do it like a barber shop quartet.
4. Joey has no secrets.
5. Well he has Hugsy his bedtime Penguin pal.
6. Use your position as the roomate
7. Watch, learn, and don't eat my cookie.
8. Be obvious.
9. BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS
10. Chandler will still not get it.
( Well I think, I think that Ross knows about me and MonicaCollapse )